Setting: The Hub, ground floor, on a couch
Characters: Angela, Kelsey, Lily, Boy in suit
Scene: Boy in suit and tie walking by, sees Kelsey lying down on the couch with scarf over face
- Boy: somebody had too much fun
- A & L: ...Yeah
- K: No
- -silence-
- Boy: Where are you guys from?
- L: We all go to Irvine.
- A: Where are you from?
- Boy: I go to Galway.
- L: In Ireland--
- A: Where’s that?
- Boy: That’s in Ireland. West Coast.
- L: Is it in the countryside?
- Boy: Not really. If you go outside the city you see the hills and green and...
- A: Do you see cows?
- Boy: Yeah, lot of cows--
- A & Boy: and sheep!
- Boy: There are so many sheep there. Almost nothing else.
- A: Did you see...um...ducks?
- K: -gargles beneath the scarf covering her face-
Setting: Outside the Hub, waiting for bus
Characters: Angela, Lily
Scene: late at night, after dinner/dance, in the cold in dresses
- L: -shivers violently-
- A: so this is how it’s going to feel when I’m a hobo
Setting: Every place we visited
Characters: Kelsey
Scene: misc.
- K: I love meat.
- K: I love dogs.
Setting: Irrelevant/I forgot
Characters: Angela, Lily, Kelsey
Scene: I FORGOT
- K: I’m going to die young.
- A: You’re going to die with a barbecue rib and a Sprite in your hand
Setting: Ground-floor, Ivy Guest House
Characters: Lily, Kelsey, stranger
Scene: Lily is getting ready to shower shortly after checking in
- L: I’m going to shower
- K: k
- L: -walks to bathroom, sets things down, prepares, and can’t turn water on-
- S: -tries to open door loudly and several times-
- L: -puts things back on and runs back to room defeated-
- K: -looks up from computer-
- L: someone tried to get into the bathroom while I was in there
- L: and I couldn’t turn the water on
- L: -cries silently-
Setting: everywhere
Characters: Angela
Scene: misc.
- A: Sorry! I’m sorry!
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Setting: everywhere
Characters: Angela and Lily
Scene: misc.
- A: I am going to be an old cat lady with lots of cats
- L: I love cats
- A: I’m going to have a lot of them when I’m old
- L: I love cats
- A: When we’re old cat ladies wanna move in together and live in Edinburgh?
- L: Yeah
Setting: on couch, long after Boy in suit has left
Characters: Kelsey, Lily, Angela
Scene: Kelsey and Lily gang up on Angela for asking about ducks
- L: -laughing uncontrollably-
- K: Did you see DUCKS?
- A: Why did I ask about ducks? What made me think of ducks?
- L: -laughing uncontrollably-
- A: I think I thought of food, and then I thought of ducks.
- L: -laughing uncontrollably-
- K: That doesn’t make sense!
- A: We do have ducks at home...ehehehehehehehehheheheh
- K: I’m going to ask you that every time you come back from some place. After you go to the store-- ‘Hey, Angela...did you see ducks?’ and when you come back from the shower-- ‘Hey, Angela...did you see any ducks?”
- A: I--
- K: We have ducks at home, they have nothing to do with Ireland--
- A: We see sheep at home, too--
- L: Only at fairs. And they small, skinny, creepy sheep.
- -silence, semi-drunk laughter from A&L-
- K: Did you see any ducks?
